Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Roses Are Red...

In case you've been searching for those special words to whisper in your sweetheart's ear this Valentines Day, I have found some phrases that will help to make your day quite special.


1. Thought that I could love no other, that is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3. Of loving beauty you float with grace, if only you could hide your face.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, but I only slept with you,
because I was pissed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, this describes everything you are not.
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace, but don't take that paper bag off of your face.
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling
lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife -- marrying you screwed up my life.
9. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up
screaming.
10. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe "go to hell"!
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

7 comments:

MarkD60 said...

This is good! I'm stealing it!

InterstellarLass said...

Awww! :( I sure hope I never get any of those Valentines.

Coyote Mike said...

It wasn't nice of you to dig through my box of old valentines.

Except the ones about being a wife. Those weren't sent to me.

Barry S. said...

"6. I want to feel your sweet embrace, but don't take that paper bag off of your face."

In dealing with the above, to avoid hurt feelings I prefer wearing a bag as well.


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mattandriver said...

Ah, sweet!!!!

michaelm said...

"Thought that I could love no other, that is until I met your brother."
It's a family affair, I guess.
Sounds like a redneck valentine to me...

~m

Bone said...

Hey, I think we may do a special podcast Tuesday night for VD. Mainly to ensure neither of us splatter our brains all over our bedroom wall.

Happy Thursday! :)