Thursday, October 13, 2005

Party on Wayne!

Saturday marks the first of a couple of parties I have been invited to this month. And, I'm always ready for a party! This party is being hosted by Perry County Firearms. I'm sure those of you familiar with the Perry County area of Pennsylvania are already snickering.

Around the central Pennsylvania area, Perry County is synonymous with inbreeding, rednecks, hunting, the KKK, and wide open spaces. One joke you will often hear round these parts is:
What has 24 legs and two teeth?
The funnel cake line at the Perry County Fair

Actually I don't think there even is a Perry County Fair, but we love to make fun anyway. So, the party is on Saturday night at Allenberry Playhouse, the band Pentagon will be there. They are also pretty famous round these parts.

I've been invited to this party because I'm friends with the people that own Perry County Firearms. To me gun collecting is one thing, the other "gun" stuff, I just don't even want to get into here. Most impressively, two of the clients of Perry County Firearms are very well known individuals. And, let me just say, that if either of the two of them should happen to make their way to little old Boiling Springs, Pennsylvania to party, there will be no living with me, all bets are off, and some clothing will be too.

Mystery Guest #1
Mystery Guest #2

13 comments:

InterstellarLass said...

OH MY GOD! You are going to a party where TS may be and you didn't invite me! OMG! OMG! OMG! I have wanted to make out with that man since Magnum PI, and I hadn't even hit puberty yet! The damage you and I could do with those two! If they are there, you had better do me proud girlie girl!

Carnealian said...

I think Tom is very handsome but I have always had a thing for Bruce...ever since Moonlighting. Yes, we could do some damage. I'm sure they won't be there, but, wouldn't that be fun!?!?

InterstellarLass said...

You can have Bruce. But Tom. *sigh* Those dimples just make me melt. And that voice... OMG. Sorry, I've got to go have a moment now...

Coyote Mike said...

Umm, I have a beard and a gun, could either of you sigh over me for a few moments, just for my ego? :P

Carnealian said...

First I need to know if you kill furry things with your gun...er wait...was that "gun" thing just a euphomism??

Coyote Mike said...

I stopped killing furry things a few years ago. And the gun thing is both a real gun and a euphomism.

Carnealian said...

Well then you deserve a *Sigh*....and please submit a picture of your nekkidness. ;P

Coyote Mike said...

You first

InterstellarLass said...

Whoa! I go to lunch and this is what happens when I come back! *sigh* How 'bout just a non-naked picture Mike? ;)

Carnealian said...

You are never permitted to go to lunch again...it's like when Dorman is away all hell breaks lose!

That's not fair! He asks for naked pics all the time!! Whaaa! OK I'll settle for a non-naked pic.

InterstellarLass said...

You know, slowly Carn. No sense rushing it. ;)

Coyote Mike said...

Wait, I missed something. Take what slowly? (runs and hides from fear of committment)

InterstellarLass said...

Oh, come on Mikey...don't be scared. heh heh heh