Monday, October 17, 2005

Weekend Update

The party this weekend was fun, no star sightings of course. And, I did find out that there could have been yet another mystery guest there....but was not. :(

Some of the guys were desperately trying to watch the end of the Penn State game on a TV with virtually no reception. Then they all quickly made their way to the bar to drown their sorrows after the PSU loss. And while I was busy snickering about the Penn State loss, I found out Notre Dame lost in the last few minutes of the game. DAMN!

There was a bonus at the party, besides the band, beside the open bar. There was a male stripper! It was someone's birthday but we all got to watch. It was quite amusing to watch the men watch the stripper. They were almost as interested as the women were. And of course, there were those few women that could barely contain themselves and had their dollar bills waving in the air. One lady promptly threw herself on the ground, I'm not quite sure where she had her dollar bill for the stripper but he got it from her using some part of his anatomy.

It took me a day to recuperate, but I feel much better today! Happy Monday everyone!

11 comments:

InterstellarLass said...

Aww man! No special guests? Bummer. But, I know you would have done be proud had they shown up. Represent! :P Male strippers though? Yuck. I think they're cheesy.

Carnealian said...

Oh I would have probably been arrested I'm sure! Well I wasn't NOT gonna watch the stripper. He didn't have a nice butt. That was sad.

Findley Labrador said...

I think you did quite nicely surrounding yourself at the bar with lovely young men...

Coyote Mike said...

You do know that Lass goes to the local Chipendale's every weekend and goes by the name "The Pincher"

InterstellarLass said...

Lies! Lies! Lies! They call me ShuggaMomma!

Carnealian said...

Lass, you've been holding out on me?!? Actually, I don't think I'd like to see a Chippendales show. I had a friend that was a male stripper...uh, they're gay. Alot of good that does me!

Carnealian said...

Findley, was I conscious when these lovely young men were around?

InterstellarLass said...

Yeah, they're either gay or they stuff. I mean, that's what I hear anyway. ;)

Coyote Mike said...

I actually had a male student who had been a stripper. Said he went by the name "Chocolate Thunder."

You would be surprised what comes out in an English class discussion.

Coyote Mike said...

I have also heard of someone, matching Lass's description, who is called "The Cupper" by travelling strippers. They say she can tell stuffing within 10 minutes of groping.

Carnealian said...

Wait, it took her 10 minutes to figure that out??? That's more than a grope! Actually, my male friend that was a stripper said they used to use rubber bands...to group everything together and thus make things seem larger. YOW!!